The Cookie of Pumpkin Pie Cookie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pumpkin Pie Cookie with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.972 billion Pumpkin Pie Cookieans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pumpkin Pie. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pumpkin Pie Cookiean economy, worth 237 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,689 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Pumpkin Pie to enjoy their national art, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pumpkin Pie Cookie's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Pumpkin Pie Cookie is ranked 32,739^th in the world and 374^th in Ambition for Safest, scoring 108 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.